Excerpt from The Duchess, Her Maid, The Groom and Their Lover – Humor

Excerpt from The Duchess, Her Maid, The Groom and Their Lover– Humor


Two days later, the last of the horses was slung aboard Captain Leung’s ship. Watching from the dock, Henri bounced on his toes. He’d never been to sea before, though the coast was less than a day’s journey from the ducal seat, if one wasn’t picky about where one took ship.

Sylvie jabbed him with her elbow. “Be still. You are older than five.”

Henri grinned at her. “We’re going to sea!”

“We will likely drown,” she said, dourly. “Or be eaten by sharks. Or the tiny fish, who attack in flocks and shred the flesh from your bones.”

“Those are only in rivers, Captain Leung said.”

“Rivers run into the sea, and fish can swim along them,” Sylvie said. “You seem insufferably pleased with yourself. It could wear on a person’s patience. There might be an accident. Do you swim?”

Henri rose to his toes again, this time to try and see how Lilas fared as her hooves met the deck. He glanced over his shoulder at Sylvie. “She turned you down, didn’t she? Captain Leung?”

“Not all of us are so lucky as you,” she growled, and stomped away.

Kaspar strolled to Henri’s side. “And she gets seasick as well,” he said. “Won’t this be a pleasant trip?”


c. Victoria Janssen, 2009

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Victoria Janssen’s writing showcases her voracious lifelong love of books. She reads over 120 new books each year, especially historical romance, fantasy, and space opera, and incorporates these genres into her erotic fiction. Her first erotic novel, The Duchess, Her Maid, The Groom and Their Lover (Harlequin Spice, December 2008), was translated into French and German. Her second Spice novel, The Moonlight Mistress (December 2009), was translated into Italian and nominated for a RT Reviews Reviewers’ Choice Award. Her third novel is The Duke & The Pirate Queen (December 2010). She has also published erotic short stories as Elspeth Potter. When not writing, Victoria conducts research in libraries and graveyards, lectures about writing and selling erotica, and speaks at literary conventions on topics such as paranormal romance, urban fantasy, erotic science fiction/fantasy, and the empowerment of women through unconventional means. Her daily writing blog features professional writing and marketing tips, genre discussion, book reviews, and author interviews. She also guest blogs for Heroes & Heartbreakers and The Criminal Element. She lives in Philadelphia.