The Mammoth Book of Hot Romance – US Release


The American edition of The Mammoth Book of Hot Romance is available tomorrow!

My story in the anthology is called “Crimean Fairy Tale,” and I had some fun with naughty Victorian slang when writing it.

For your amusement, here is an excerpt, with some of the more colorful language included:

The whores lived on the edges of the camp, most of them in shabby tents they’d made over from army discards. Few had made any attempt to cheer up their muddy surroundings with gardens; the most decorative items Weston saw were petticoats and chemises hung to dry and fluttering in the chilly breeze. He could hear distinctive sounds through the thin walls of one of the closer tents, and a few hundred feet away, caught a glimpse of a red coat as another soldier ducked into a tent.

He hadn’t ventured far into their territory when several women converged on him, all talking at once and tugging his arms and the front of his coat. He didn’t like this much but was too ashamed to protest, for fear his distaste would result in their mockery. “My, my,” said a woman with bubbies like melons. “I’ll dab it up with you for a smile. Or how about a couple tots of rum? All the jam-tart you want, for a couple tots of rum.”

“I’ve not seen you before, me fine cocksman,” said a thin woman with a pointed chin. “Give my Lady Laycock a knock and your eyes’ll cross until you see your own nancy.”

A woman with graying hair grabbed his arm. “A lusty strong boy you are,” she said. “Just what I need, after that lazy lobcock I had today. Want a hot buttered bun, laddie?”

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Anybody want to try and translate? *evil grin*

Published by Victoria Janssen

Victoria Janssen’s writing showcases her voracious lifelong love of books. She reads over 120 new books each year, especially historical romance, fantasy, and space opera, and incorporates these genres into her erotic fiction. Her first erotic novel, The Duchess, Her Maid, The Groom and Their Lover (Harlequin Spice, December 2008), was translated into French and German. Her second Spice novel, The Moonlight Mistress (December 2009), was translated into Italian and nominated for a RT Reviews Reviewers’ Choice Award. Her third novel is The Duke & The Pirate Queen (December 2010). She has also published erotic short stories as Elspeth Potter. When not writing, Victoria conducts research in libraries and graveyards, lectures about writing and selling erotica, and speaks at literary conventions on topics such as paranormal romance, urban fantasy, erotic science fiction/fantasy, and the empowerment of women through unconventional means. Her daily writing blog features professional writing and marketing tips, genre discussion, book reviews, and author interviews. She also guest blogs for Heroes & Heartbreakers and The Criminal Element. She lives in Philadelphia.

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