Siegfried Sassoon, “The Road”

The Road

The road is thronged with women; soldiers pass
And halt, but never see them; yet they’re here–
A patient crowd along the sodden grass,
Silent, worn out with waiting, sick with fear.
The road goes crawling up a long hillside,
All ruts and stones and sludge, and the emptied dregs
Of battle thrown in heaps. Here where they died
Are stretched big-bellied horses with stiff legs,
And dead men, bloody-fingered from the fight,
Stare up at caverned darkness winking white.

You in the bomb-scorched kilt, poor sprawling Jock,
You tottered here and fell, and stumbled on,
Half dazed for want of sleep. No dream would mock
Your reeling brain with comforts lost and gone.
You did not feel her arms about your knees.
Her blind caress, her lips upon your head.
Too tired for thoughts of home and love and ease,
The road would serve you well enough for bed.

–Siegfried Sassoon, The Old Huntsman and Other Poems, 1918

Posted in sassoon, wwi poetry | Comments Off on Siegfried Sassoon, “The Road”

Do Not Read This Book – Inez Kelley Guest Post

Please welcome my guest, Inez Kelley!

#

DO NOT READ THIS BOOK.

Seriously, don’t. I wrote Sweet as Sin and while I love it, you might not, so don’t bother wasting your money. Several reviewers have sung its praises. They speak of needing tissues, of the story lingering with them, of feeling John and Livvy’s pain as if it were theirs and of delighting in their hope. One reviewer called it genius. Another called it the best book she had read in years. One other said it was beautiful, compelling and genuine. Another likened it to a split lip, hurting with each smile.

Despite the raving reviews, this is not a book you want to read if you like your romance fluffy.

It’s dark and emotional, dealing with an imperfect man and woman who each have baggage. They do stupid crap and hurt each other, you know, like real people. They have no business calling themselves a hero and heroine. They aren’t. They are just people.

Livvy has Daddy issues. Her father was a cheater and she projects that fear onto any man she dates, just waiting for him to just screw up. She has a struggling bakery business that she loves. She’s poured her heart and soul into this shop and by God, it is going to succeed. See? She has this stubborn determination that is so not Mary Sue-like. She’s strong, competent and isn’t going to swallow John’s crap. She calls him on it left and right. Shameful, huh?

And John? Lord, where do I start?

He’s a crackpot hiding behind locked doors and rock-hard muscles. His issues aren’t something that is going to go away with the love of a good woman. Nope. They are too ingrained in his gorgeous body. He’s broken every commandment and doesn’t care what anyone thinks about him. He is human in all the ugly, angry, slap-the-asshole ways that some real men are. Sure, he’s hot and knows his way around the bedroom. He may inspire wet dreams(and does in Livvy) but no one is perfect and John is definitely not. He loves his sister and his nephews but puts up a wall around his heart blocking everyone else out. Total non-hero there.

He is a crude and doesn’t want anything but the occasional piece of ass. He writes YA Fantasy monsters and they are enough for him. The real-life monsters in his past have left him scarred inside and he’s not about to trust anyone ever again. His goodness comes through in his tales of hope and loyalty. I included sections of his YA story inside the book. They are sweet and cute and show how badly the man who writes them wants to find peace.

What was I thinking?

This anti-social hottie and career-driven cupcake even agree they want nothing from each other but a few steamy nights. Then things change and morph and they can’t even do that right. They fall in love with each other, even knowing that it is an uphill battle. They hurt each other. Yep, they hit below the belt and scream at each other, get into loud fights, lie and call each other names and well, it ain’t pretty. *Sigh* But when they are laid bare and holding each other, clinging to the one thing they know is true(their love) the story sings.

Throw in some money troubles, that bastard Cancer rearing its ugly head, child abuse to the extreme and a little thing like stealing… The story is not the normal romance. It is more. It is real. It is gritty.

Love, that all-powerful romance story motivator, isn’t a Mr. Clean Magic Owwie Eraser. Some real-life issues don’t have quick fixes. There is not kiss-and-make-it-better. There is a kiss-and-accept-you-with-all-your-flaws-as-long-as-you-are-meeting-me-halfway. There is a Happily Ever After tinged with realism. It is tinged with hope for a future that is better because they face those bad things together.

So save yourself and DO NOT BUY this book. Unless you want to cry and hope and hurt along with the characters.

****This blog was written with Inez’s tongue firmly in her cheek****

~~~~

Buy Sweet as Sin at Carina Press, AMZ, ARe, or BoB.

Inez Kelley is a multi-published author of various romance genres. You can visit her at her website http://inezkelley.com/.
Follow Inez on twitter at @Inez_Kelley or on Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/inez.kelley.

Posted in guest | 2 Comments

When a Splurge Isn’t

Some purchases may seem like splurges, but in the long run, they really aren’t. Here are a few of mine:

1. A netbook.

When I purchased by Acer netbook, I already had a laptop. An aging laptop, it’s true, but thought the battery was (and still is) weak, it still works. However, after I bought the netbook, which is much smaller and lighter, I found that I wrote more. I was more willing to carry the netbook around all day, and take advantage of random bits of time to write.

Outside of writing, the netbook has wireless. I try to avoid internet while writing, but I found that I could spend a little time on online promotion or other writing-related tasks after I’d finished with my writing.

2. An e-reader.

I had very ambiguous feelings about e-readers for a long time. I still prefer to read from print books. But not only has it proved a useful device to have while on long trips, from a [writing] business standpoint it’s been useful as well. I can view text I’m planning to release electronically and see how it looks, formatted. If I’m traveling to a conference where I’ll be reading, I can carry my own manuscripts on it. And I can carry manuscripts that I’m critiquing for others.

There’s a point past which the money spent on the items is less important to me than the advantages I gain from them. Anything that makes writing easier? Totally worth it to me.

3. An expensive conference.

The costs may be high, but the people you meet are, as they say in those commercials, priceless.

Posted in business of writing | 1 Comment

Throwing a Book Launch

Have you thought about throwing a launch party to celebrate your book’s release? I’ve done it. I’ve done it three times and I think I’m getting a handle on how to do it.

First, decide what kind of event you want. Is the party to celebrate your book’s release with your family and friends? To sell a lot of books? To find new readers? How many attendees will you invite? Can you obtain sufficient space for that size group?

A book launch doesn’t have to be held in a bookstore. A living room or a rented space might suit your purposes better.

Next, enlist at least one friend. Trust me, you really want to have a friend on hand even if you do all the preliminary work yourself. The reason is that you, as the author, will not have a moment free once the party starts. Everyone will be there to see you; even people you’ve known for years, even your family, can’t be ignored. You’ll be busy schmoozing and signing books. Your friend (or friends) are needed to keep the food and drink flowing, and perhaps to take some photographs.

Now that you have help, don’t put things off. Send out “save the date” invitations as soon as possible, and figure out when you’re going to remind people–a week ahead of time, and then the day before, are good options for sending reminders. If you’ve set the date early, it’s easier for your potential guests to keep that time free to attend your event.

How you send out your invitations will vary. For instance, my parties were held in an independent bookstore. The store isn’t very large, and I mainly intended personal friends to attend (though the event was publicized in the newspaper and online). Because of that, I sent my invitations out manually, from my personal address book; I didn’t do a mass mailing.

However I discovered, with my most recent launch, that a lot more of my friends had started using Facebook for event invitations than I’d anticipated. I only used Facebook at the last minute. I might have done better to use it weeks in advance. Your group of friends might pay more attention to email, or to paper notes received in the mail, or a service like Evite.

As for the event itself, there are a few things I would recommend: arrive early to make sure setup goes all right and you have everything you need. Stay late to help clean up, if needed, though more likely you’ll still be talking to someone while your friends clean up. If the party’s held at a bookstore that’s ordered copies of your novels, be prepared to autograph any remaining books once the party’s over, if the bookstore asks.

And don’t forget to have fun.

See also Stephanie Dray on 5 Things All Writers Should Know About Setting Up Book Signings.

Posted in business of writing, promo | Comments Off on Throwing a Book Launch

Swearing in The Duke and The Pirate Queen

This post was inspired by an essay on swearing in romance novels over at Alpha Heroes.

I thought a lot about the way my characters in The Duke & the Pirate Queen would swear. The book is set in a fantasy world that is not dominated by Christianity; more than that, I’d gone out of my way to avoid mentioning religion at all. Also, I wanted the swearing to be part of the worldbuilding.

All the cursing/swearing I can think of is religious, sexual, or scatological. I’d thought about worldbuilding swearing before I started writing this book, because my fellow workshopper Judith Berman came up against the issue when writing her science fiction story Pelago. (Read it online. It’s awesome.) She, too, wanted to avoid religious cursing. She didn’t want sexual cursing, either. Instead, she went far, far into scatological cursing, from basics like “shitsmear” all the way to “you steamy squish-squish shit-puddle.”

There was no way I could top that! Inspired by Judith, I did use “Bloody dripping weaselshit!” (character who lives on land) and “Bloody flux in a hurricane” (character who is a sailor).

I tried out “Do I really smell like a rotted jellyfish?” to reference the ocean, since most of the book takes place at sea. And for a religious touch that worked with the ocean theme, I decided marine animals would be fitting to take the place of gods: By the Great Whales of the Deep, she knew what he was.

For the most part, though, given that my book was erotica, I decided some sexual swearing would be required. I just wanted to make it feel different from our world’s sexual swearing, so it would be seamless with the fantasy. This world has many fewer sexual hangups than ours. So a simple f*** him became, “Julien can go and suck a splintery arse-dildo.”.

Posted in the duke, writing, writing craft | 2 Comments

My Recent DNFs

DNF is an abbreviation for “Did Not Finish.” I know my books have been DNFd by readers; lately, I’ve had a fair number of DNFs in my own reading.

No, I am not going to name titles or authors! And I’m going to do my best to obscure details so you can’t tell which books these were.

1. Too shallow.

I like fluff. But this book was so fluffy that I couldn’t take the pov character or her problem seriously. In fact, I felt so manipulated by the author that I was inclined to mock the pov character. I think this book was intended to be slightly humorous, but I…didn’t get that, even after reading the whole first section. Next!

2. Bad research.

I’m sure this author did do some research. But the research was shallow, I think. The author’s portrayal of a particular field clashed so badly with what I personally know of that particular field that I lost all respect for the story. (True, my experience is not universal. But it feels like it is. I felt a disconnect from reality here, and it threw me out of the story.*) I had decided to go on reading anyway–after all, I read pulp fiction and space opera that’s unrealistic–when I encountered an unintentionally hilarious line about a tragedy and knew I could not go on. Next!

*See also Everybody Knows Something You Don’t, a recent post at Bookview Cafe by Madeleine Robins.

3. Too little conflict.

When reading erotica, it’s a big turnoff for me when the lead characters are overwhelmingly, insatiably, gleamingly hot to each other from the first instant they meet. I’m glad for them. I’m going to go do something else while they get it on. Next!

4. Confusing worldbuilding.

After about ten pages, so many different alien species with funny names had been dumped on the page, with no context, and no apparent relevance to the pov character, that I felt a bit like Captain Kirk after all the tribbles fell on his head. Also, the pov character was entitled and arrogant in a way I did not admire. Next!

5. Bizarre tone.

I don’t know what was up with this book, but the opening pov character’s voice just…I have no idea. Was it meant to be cute? Funny? Whatever, the tone felt wildly different from the events happening, and even more so from the events that followed. The pov character changed, but too late. I had developed strong dislike. Next.

6. Why do I care, again?

The pov character had barely been introduced before a giant battle happened. The character was distraught, afterwards, but I didn’t care because the status quo hadn’t been established before everything was upended; I couldn’t feel anything about what the character had lost. Also, the way female characters were described struck me as weirdly prurient. Next.

7. Enh.

This book wasn’t bad. I was mildly interested. There was potential romance on the horizon, and hijinks. But my desire to see those things happen kept getting delayed with small conflicts that bored me. Another reader might have liked it. I didn’t. Next.

8. I was not the audience for this book.

Actually, that’s what I usually say when people ask me why I didn’t like a book. And it’s true. There are many books for which I am just not the right audience. In this case, I was really, really not the audience. Even when I was twelve.

If you feel the need to vent about a recent DNF, sans author and title, feel free to do so below!

Posted in DNF, reading | 2 Comments

Siegfried Sassoon, “Secret Music”

Secret Music

I keep such music in my brain
No din this side of death can quell;
Glory exulting over pain,
And beauty, garlanded in hell.

My dreaming spirit will not heed
The roar of guns that would destroy
My life that on the gloom can read
Proud-surging melodies of joy.

To the world’s end I went, and found
Death in his carnival of glare;
But in my torment I was crowned,
And music dawned above despair.

–Siegfried Sassoon, The Old Huntsman and Other Poems, 1918

Posted in music, poetry, sassoon, wwi poetry | Comments Off on Siegfried Sassoon, “Secret Music”

Siegfried Sassoon, “Before the Battle”

Before the Battle

Music of whispering trees
Hushed by a broad-winged breeze
Where shaken water gleams;
And evening radiance falling
With reedy bird-notes calling.
O bear me safe through dark, you low-voiced streams.

I have no need to pray
That fear may pass away;
I scorn the growl and rumble of the fight
That summons me from cool
Silence of marsh and pool
And yellow lilies is landed in light
O river of stars and shadows, lead me through the night.

June 25th, 1916

–Siegfried Sassoon, The Old Huntsman and Other Poems, 1918

Posted in sassoon, wwi poetry | Comments Off on Siegfried Sassoon, “Before the Battle”

Stories Available For Nook

I’ve made several more of my erotic short stories available electronically. These were all originally published under my Elspeth Potter pseudonym.

The following are now available for the Nook:

Poppet. Near-future science fiction. Female/male pairing. Sort of.

Twisted Beauty, about a man who became disabled and is gaining back his sex life. Male/female pairing.

Worship, about an older couple who overcome a disability to revitalize their sex life. Female/male pairing.

17 Short Films About Hades and Persephone, which is pretty much like it sounds, with a twist ending. It’s from Hades’ point of view. Male/female pairing.

Water Music, my first published story, which I call the “fisting in the hot spring” story, but which also got a mention in The Ultimate Guide to Cunnilingus: How to Go Down on a Women and Give Her Exquisite Pleasure as one of Violet Blue’s top ten favorite lesbian and heterosexual cunnilingus short stories in contemporary erotica. Female/female pairing.

This one isn’t new, but I include it for completeness’ sake: Erotic Exploits, a collection of my lesbian speculative erotica.

Also, “Blindspot” recently became available for Kindle in a new collection from Xcite, The Librarian –it doesn’t seem to be available for Nook yet.

Posted in erotica, promo, short fiction | Comments Off on Stories Available For Nook

The Birth of Characters

Tumperkin asked if I would blog about characterization.

Having recently been inspired with a new project, I decided to set down my thoughts while I was still in the thick of creation. The way I form characters changes from project to project, but this is how I came up with characters for this project. Minute by minute! In excruciating detail!

When I said I was recently inspired, that inspiration actually resulted from several months of making lists of items/history/situations/issues I wanted to have in my new novel, and deliberate placement of those lists in what I call my “backbrain.” I sort of tell myself to “take these ideas and compost them together into a nice loamy dirt.” Recently, the ideas came together all in a rush, which is rare for me but pretty exciting! It was like one tiny new idea—this doesn’t have to be an alien planet!—suddenly popped to the surface of my mind. The other ideas that had been happily composting away then rapidly accreted to the new idea. I just imagined a magnetized rock, and a bunch of other things flying at it and slamming into it and all making a new thing.

Yeah, I know. Every time I try to put this process into words it sounds really stupid.

But on to the characterization. In this case, I knew before anything else the story would have a heterosexual romance. After that, I came up with the world. I had maybe three major elements of the world and a world-specific term for telepaths before I decided on a heroine. Her gender came first, and one of her major problems and her social position in the world close behind; I’m still pondering her race, because that will be an element of the worldbuilding I haven’t yet decided on. Her social position was a result of a couple of backstory events; I invented those on the spot without really thinking about them consciously (either that, or the process is so fast it feels that way!). Her backstory and the position I wanted her to have then gave me a hook; she reminded me of a male character in a book I’d read years ago, and that gave me hints as to how she might dress.

The villain, still vague, came into being from the heroine’s backstory.

The hero began with his role: to be the hero, and to be in opposition to the heroine, which led to his needs and why they aren’t being met. I realized I could get more complex conflict if he and the heroine shared a common enemy, the story’s main villain. The hero’s oppositional role came straight out of my rudimentary worldbuilding, and though I haven’t yet firmly decided on his race, either, that might end up being influenced by a picture I recently saw in a magazine. Or not. I also bitterly reflected on potential marketing in relation to different permutations of the characters’ races, and to the personality I wanted for the heroine.

All of that happened while I was on the elliptical at the gym. In the locker room, I made a few basic notes and went out to dinner. When I got home, as I came in the door I remembered a thought from the previous day, about how I liked certain old-fashioned male names now usually given to women, like Vivian and Ashley. I considered, but didn’t think either would work for this particular hero. My eye fell on the DVD I had out, and I chose Benedict for the hero.

I settled in with my laptop to start drafting a synopsis. It was only then that the heroine got a name. I’m not sure I’m sticking with the one I chose. Her first name needs a certain quirky feel to it, but the one I chose might be considered silly. It didn’t seem usable until I fashioned a nickname from it. Her last name, as well as that of the hero, and the villain’s name, I chose randomly from the bibliography of a nonfiction book I had to hand, keeping in mind how the full names scanned, and sounded when spoken. I also made sure none of the characters had names beginning with the same letter. I still might change the heroine’s first name; it might change based on her race, or just if I find something I like better.

Subsequent characterization usually happens, for me, as I write. These three characters will change based on the needs of the plot, and the plot will change based on their characterization (What do they need? Why can’t they have it?).

So, creating characters is totally not magic. Except it sort of is.

Posted in writing craft, writing process | Tagged | 3 Comments